233. The Saga of The Tower of London: Or how pre-teens should be kept in the house.

So, went to the Tower of London. You know, that Tower.

Beautiful, etc. Here's some photos.

WHO NEEDS ARMOR THIS SMALL.

Then, in the shadow of the great and storied Tower Bridge, Glorious Goodge and I came upon a milk concert. A concert promoting milk. Starring some reality show boy band who sang atop their own tour bus and through some bizarre pull, have caused female preteens to a) paint milk mustaches on their faces, b) dress as cows, and/or c) chug pints of milk.

So, winner of a day.

Seriously. This happened.